Dear Students

Dear Young Lady that is wearing a shirt that VERY low cut,
       The young men that are giving you a ton of attention because of your low cut shirt, are NOT the young men you probably are trying to get the attention of, nor are they actually giving you positive attention(contrary to what you might believe). 
Love, A concerned Teacher
Dear Young Man who is wearing skinny jeans that are a size better suited to a 2nd grade girl,
        I guess I missed the fashion boat on this one because I can not ponder how you looked in the mirror today and thought that this was a good look on you!  Furthermore, those jeans are so tight, I am actually able to see more things on your body than should be shared.
Love, A concerned(and confused) Teacher.